Ideological-Political Misspellings and Party Scribbles of EL.A.S.

These two go together—both metaphorically and literally. And which is worse? That depends on the perspective from which one views… grammar and artistry.

In essence:

1. We have said, and accepted, that “when there is no rain, even hail is welcome.” Faced with the suffocating Mitsotakis heatwave and the drought of seven entire years, the country has become a waterless and thirsty desert. The land takes a moist breath even from a Tsipras hailstorm.

2. Alexis Tsipras cannot build new societies. He can, however, slow the decline. Everything has now become a wasteland. Another four-year term of assault by the blue locusts will turn this unfortunate country into a complete desert. We are talking about total devastation and a resulting food crisis. As the saying goes, “Rust will consume the iron, and the fly will consume the steel.”

3. That is as far as Alexis can go. He is the first aid for a dying patient. Surgery is something he neither dares nor is able to perform. If Kyriakos is the worst, then Alexis is merely the lesser evil.

These are the facts. Beyond that, the leader of the party EL.A.S. has a duty to correct what we have marked in red for him. Specifically:

a. In the party’s name, he should add the “missing leg.” It is neither the Greek Liberation Army nor the Hellenic Police. The new party should be called EL.LA.S., with both lambda letters properly included: “Hellenic Popular Alliance” (Elliniki Laiki Symparataxi).

In our times, we are no longer moving either to the Right or to the Left. We move only straight ahead. You do not exclude the voter who has rejected the ballot box if, this time, he decides to gift you his vote. Such a person is neither Right-wing nor Left-wing. He is a conscious citizen who expresses himself ideologically through abstention. You do not leave such a valuable asset outside the fold, Alexis Tsipras, because of the kind of “misspelling” you have committed.

b. “You can’t paint eggs with farts,” Alexis Tsipras. With Amarantidis —the Kalyvas of the fake Left—as your advisers, you will not move forward. You are driving people away and heading full speed back to the old SYRIZA strongholds.

For the time being, that is all.

Good luck, and we shall speak again.