1. “The Three Nightmare Scenarios for the Greek Economy from the Developments in Hormuz That Will Make Citizens’ Lives Unbearable”. (Documento).
So, Kostakis Vaxevanis, great “explorer” of Greek commercial journalism, together with your unbeatable associates, once again it is the Straits that are to blame for the suffocating economic tightening of Greeks’ lives. Not the… patriotic waste of billions in borrowed money for the purchase of useless military scrap metal, which not only do you support yourself, but you even exaggerate and outbid in favor of. As an even more hot-headed patriot and Turk-devourer than your supposedly sworn enemy, Kyriakos Mitsotakis. We, of course, say that all pigs — especially the patriotic profiteers — have the same face.
2. Donald Trump is expected to decide “within the next hours” whether he will launch new attacks against Iran. “I’m okay if Iran commits to suspending its nuclear program for 20 years.” Trump after tea with Xi: “We agree on how the war s hould end; Iran must not possess nuclear weapons.”
You may be okay with that, Rambo of the globe, but we are not with either your far-right nuclear weapons or the theocratic ones of the Mullahs. Dangerous, as paranoiacs, are all those who hold nuclear codes and swear allegiance to every kind of -ism.
And while we are at it: how did the nuclear weapons of the dictator of Pyongyang — ally and fellow traveler of your now dear friends Putin and Xi — suddenly become harmless, while only Iran’s nuclear program must be handed over to you as the self-appointed beneficiary and keyholder of the world?
3. “Bulgaria achieved its first victory in Eurovision 2026 with DARA’s explosive Bangaranga, in a night in Vienna that overturned the contest’s expectations.
The announcement of the results at Vienna’s Wiener Stadthalle kept audiences around the world breathless.” (iefimerida.gr)
“Breathless”? Whom exactly does the tabloid of Raptis mean? Because I can hardly imagine any serious person giving a damn whether the slightly crazy Akylas, with Ferto, brought the trophy of the Euro-festival to Athens, or whether Dara eventually took it to Sofia instead. Courtesy, of course, of the “legs-out” twelve-points routine and the shaking of backsides like a male peacock. In any case, the only thing absent from this annual spectacle of kitsch, hysteria, and sexism was music itself.
4. ND Congress – Kikilias: “The identity of our political faction cannot and must not be altered by anyone.”
Good heavens! Why would you alter it? Your identity is perfectly genuine as it is: Nation, Religion, Family. Others will abolish you. And woe betide the coming generations if they fail to do so. One day, the propaganda of your sinful faction, with that triptych as its banner, will be considered a criminal offense — just like racism and Nazism are today, for example. Ask Artificial Superintelligence as well; it will most likely be the one to tear away the “fig leaf” that today conceals your disgraces.
5. More than 100 drones available to the Fire Service and Civil Protection – How they operate and where they are deployed
Not 100, but even if you buy 1,000 drones, Greece will still burn again this year. Whatever is left of it, that is, after all the previous years when you also had outrageously expensive firefighting aircraft and hired countless forest firefighters — who nevertheless spent the season lounging around next to forests that were already on fire. They first waited for the flames to finish their work, and only afterwards… got to work themselves. Equipment alone is not enough. Without planning, coordination, specialization, and above all spirit and awareness of mission, Greece will burn again soon. And we will still be here mourning, as every year, the country of ridiculous complacency, slapdash improvisation, “quick-and-dirty” mentality, and the sedentary public-servant culture.
